Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
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He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
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Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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