Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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