it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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