i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
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so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
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At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
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Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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