i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
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Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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