okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
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everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
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I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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