Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
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Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
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My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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