You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
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Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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