You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
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dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
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And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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