she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
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So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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