He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
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I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
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Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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