pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
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I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
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Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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