Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
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I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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