: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
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now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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