Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
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Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
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2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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