I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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