She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
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I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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