you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
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Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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