I think I just saw someone hide a body.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
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and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize