dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
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I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
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He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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