i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
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Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
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If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
All I want is dick and wine.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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