Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Do vagina's smell?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
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You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
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OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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