last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
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I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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