so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
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Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
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TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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