Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
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I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
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Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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