you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
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What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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