We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
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You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
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I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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