Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
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They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
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Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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