STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
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I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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