It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
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My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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