how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
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He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
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It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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