what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
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I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
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I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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