This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
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Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
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Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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