Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
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My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
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Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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