it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
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Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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