Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
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perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
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I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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