Quick, to the slutcave!
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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