Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
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dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
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Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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