alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
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So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
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it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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