I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
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She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
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As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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