I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
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We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
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wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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