The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
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The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
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Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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