Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
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I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
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My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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