I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
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Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
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It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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