the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
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after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
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so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Will exercising make me less horny?
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