If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
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Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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