I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
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I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
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In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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