I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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