WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
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Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
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I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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