she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
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its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
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Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
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